- Area 51 is where alien technology is housed.
- Area 51 has a giant KFC logo in the desert.
- KFC had to change its name because they don't sell chicken any more.
So just what are they selling at KFC?
Sources indicate that it's now vat-grown "chicken" units, genetically engineered to look like pieces cut from actual terrestrial chickens, but cheaper, easier to distribute, store, and fry.
It all makes sense, and there's no way to prove or disprove it, so it must be true.
Posted by Listener 43